Quotes & Jokes Great jokes Two

Simple Formula for Living

Live beneath your means.

Return everything you borrow.

Stop blaming you are mistaken.

Give unused clothes to charity.

Do something nice and try not to be seen.

Listen more; talk less.

Walk for 30 minutes every day.

Strive for excellence, not perfection.

Be on time and don't make excuses.

Don't argue and get organised.

Be nice to nasty people.

Let someone cut ahead of you in a queue.

Take time to be alone.

Cultivate good manners.

Be humble.

Understand that life isn't fair.

Know when to keep quiet.

Go an entire day without criticising people.

Learn from the past, plan for the future.

Live in the now.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

It's all small stuff.